Procrastination Nation: 31 Memes for Masters of Delay

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    Rectangle - IMPORTANT NOT IMPORTANT HOW I HANDLE TASKS URGENT FEEL OVERWHELMED, PROCRASTINATE OVERINFLATE ITS IMPORTANCE, THEN MELT IN A PUDDLE OF PANIC NOT URGENT MAKE A PLAN TO DO IT LATER, BUT THINK ABOUT IT NONSTOP DO IT RIGHT AWAY, SPEND HOURS ON IT @LIZ ANDMOLLIE
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    Head - Newly diagnosed explaining their ADHD I...I just saw...a trillion...different realities folding...onto each other like thin sheets of metal forming...a single blade... Veteran ADHD brains Yeah yeah, the time knife, we've all seen it
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    Organism - a. @brownboklit this can't be the same brain i was using to read 750 page novels in 3 days during middle school
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    Happy - Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz I don't put projects on the back burner. I put them under the floorboards, where the ever- louder beating of their hearts drives me slowly to madness.
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    Sunglasses - j @cowboyenergy only psychopaths buy a sticker and immediately put it somewhere, no u have to think about all the places u could stick it, get overwhelmed, and then put it in a drawer for three years
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    Rectangle - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Today I completed a chore I have been putting off for six months. It took 15 minutes. I will learn nothing from this. 13:49 3/3/20. Twitter for iPhone 1,924 Retweets 18.6K Likes
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    Organ - LITERALLY JUST COMPLETE THE SINGLE TASK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET DONE SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOURSELF LATER O JAKE-CLARK TUMBLR
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    Organism - Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman The problem with 10:30pm is that it comes exactly one minute before 2:30am if you're not careful.
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    White - @KOIRAKOIRANA OH, LOOK AT THE TIME I HAVE TO GO IN 4 HOURS NO TIME TO START DOING ANYTHING
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    Forehead - imgflip.com M I'm going to get work done today I'm going to get work done today I'm going to get work done today It's 6 pm
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    Font - slate @PleaseBeGneiss brain: did we get anything done this weekend? me: no ... brain: ok then at least we relaxed me: somehow also no
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    Facial expression - About my day: LET'S FOCUS ON THE WRONG THING
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    Forehead - When it's 10 am which means that it's almost 10:30 which means that it's pretty much 11 and that's pretty close to 12:30 and you have to leave at 2 *Confused screaming*
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    Font - Better things are possible @InternetHippo It's wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop up like "Are you sure?" 8:50 AM Feb 3, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 4.5K Like 110 Comments 1.4K Shares Comment Share Top Fan Thiago Moreira Try living with anxiety. The pop up appears every time, no matter what you're trying to do Like Reply 54
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    Rectangle - mariam @rahmanbeauty7 Do u starve urself until u finish ur work cuz if u eat you'll get distracted or are u normal
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    Font - V (not open for commissions) @VexstacyArt Me: "I want to do many things today" Brain: "You can pick one" Me: "hm No no I'm fairly certain if I just manage my time responsibly I can do all three things" Brain: "you know what. Now we're going to do none of them" Me: "WAIT" 2:32 PM 1/20/19 Twitter for Android . .
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    Gesture - ellory smith spooky & hot wellerysmith. have you ever been chilling minding your own business and realize your jaw has been tightly clenched for the last 15 years
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    Forehead - A 2 hour movie 6 twenty minute episodes
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    Gesture - WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT MIDSENTENCE Is this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Font - The two ADHD moods: - I can't do it - I can't stop doing it corvus-onca-sapien The two types of ADHD time: - now - not now quousque the two ADHD memory modes: -I literally cannot recall the words that just came out of my mouth -I can recite the opening paragraph of every single magic treehouse book Source: berukatxt 15,841 notes A tl
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    Product - My brain when I try to make it learn something that I'm not interested in: mod uploader starbound Error Could not copy files because no 2018-10-16 10:37 X 5 10:37 5 10:37 5 10:37 5 10:37 5 10:37 5 10:42 5 10:37 5 09:28 2018-10-16 10:37 OK
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    Vertebrate - What people think ADHD is like: What it's actually like: √√5=5 5+6=9 Squirrel! 2x11=27 ☆ 5²2 = 5 5 4 I'M DOING 1000 CALCULATIONS PER SECOND AND THEY'RE ALL WRONG
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    Font - Do you ever feel like your body's check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah it'll be fine"?
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    Font - A Venn diagram explaining my life/future Things I am good at Things that are useful Things I like
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    Font - levi jed murphy @levijedmuxphy sometimes i say "huh?" then answer the question before the person even repeats themselves. i'm not deaf, my brain just be laggin like a 2005 Dell desktop x
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    Font - ME: I think it's time I get my life in order. MORGAN FREEMAN: But she would not get her life in order. In fact, she got drunk that night and fought a raccoon.
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    Cartoon - Big Pharma's first Adderall meeting Meth But for children
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    Organism - Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new project before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything
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    Flag - M I suffer from ADCD. Attention deficit cleaning disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing but get distracted by other things that need to be cleaned, which causes you to bounce around to different jobs only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to show for it! GOMCGILL.COM P
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    Font - lil arab @sweatyhairy My two rules are: 1. Never tell me what to do 2. Please help me
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    Font - < matt @dogfather Tweet sorry i forgot to text you back i also at makes forgot to eat today if better you feel

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